I hope everyone’s enjoying their Turkey Day. I know America’s got a severe obesity problem, but today, the hell with it. You people had better be enjoying your Thanksgiving food and drink, and spending some quality time with your families! I’ll be at my aunt and uncle’s place today for our annual feast.

Also, make sure you watch some football. I’m not a football fan (hell, I’m not a sports fan of any kind!), but that doesn’t stop me from hanging out with the rest of the family to watch a game (or at least part of one). It’s all about the camaraderie, not the game itself. And speaking of television…don’t forget to watch A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, tonight at 8 PM EST on ABC. (If you watched it when it aired this past Tuesday, then you’re excused if you wish.)

On a final note…fuck Black Friday. Don’t give in to that commercialized bullshit; stay home, and just enjoy a day off from work! (If you have to work on Friday, you have my sympathies.)